my sister
my sister is the biggest atheist ever. she loves being an atheist, much to the dismay of our mother, and loves flaunting it over people. i was watching an episode of south park in which all the people of the world are atheists in the future and cartman has to interact with them in order to get a nintendo wii which by this point is ancient. anyway all the atheists on the show basically replace all common phrases that have god in it with science. for example they say oh my science, science damn you, and for the love of science. i told my sister about this little episode and it became a running joke between the two of us. well one day during class she used the phrases several times and all the people in the class looked at her like she was out of her mind. she attempted to tell these other students it was a joke about being an atheist, but no one seemed to understand and she was ridiculed. i laughed very hard at this.