Which one am I?

Dec 03
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old disney cartoons

i remember one day during the summer i was up before noon on my day off from work for some reason and i decided it was a good idea to watch the little mermaid cartoon and a lion king cartoon about the pig and the rat (i can’t recall their names).  i was quite disturbed by these cartoons.  the pig’s name is pumba and the rat’s name is timone i just looked it up.  the little mermaid cartoon was about a demonic being from the depths of the ocean that had a monster that eats your imagination.  can you imagine a small child watching a mermaid’s brain be eaten by satan’s pet monster? it would be absolutely terrifying; i couldn’t believe what i was seeing.  then the timone and pumba show comes on and the pig pumba is trying to hook up with a HUMAN female.  his attemptes are thwarted by a bear that already has the HUMAN woman’s affections. ….a pig and a woman….a bear and a woman…thats just gross.  so i watch two disney shows and one is about a satanic brain-eating monster and the other is about bestiality.  no wonder i’m so messed up growing up with that kind of sick cartoon influence.